( Post a single sentence from each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations. No more than one sentence! )

How embarrassing. *hides face* Will I ever finish any of these? I hope. D: Feel free to guess at what any of them may be.

Two things!

One: Yuletide reveal! Albeit a little late.
That's Life
Reservoir Dogs/Pulp Fiction gen, ~1300 words.

Two: Recs (and not just Yuletide recs)! I'm organizing them at my delicious. Only a few of them are up, but I'll be adding more to them over the next few days and transferring everything from my bookmarks. :)

FANDOM: I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!
TITLE: Lovemonkey
SUMMARY: Props to leneebear for the term 'lovemonkey'. This is actually not really slash, it's more gen? Just more... hijinks in the jungle. Crackity crack crack.
WORDS: 347
RATING: PG

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FANDOM: I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!
TITLE: Near the Village, the Peaceful Village
SUMMARY: Joe Swash/Simon Webbe. The first of lots of silly IAC fic to come, hopefully. Excuse my fail at titling things (it's from "The Lion Sleeps Tonight", haha).
WORDS: 522
RATING: PG

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FANDOM: Reservoir Dogs/Pulp Fiction
TITLE: In The Morning There You Are
SUMMARY: At some point tonight, fate decided strange crossovers were more important than sleep. This is for voorishsign, without whom this idea would still be a twinkle in someone's eye. Takes place post-Dogs under the assumption that Mr. Pink gets away from the cops. Title taken from some poem I read ages ago, I think.
WORDS: 1432
RATING: R

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Hello yuletide author!
First of all, thank you in advance. ♥ Second of all, please don't let any of my preferences stop you from writing what you want. Do something you will be happy with, too. :)

I'm mainly a fan of slash, but if that's not something you feel comfortable writing, then gen is okay too. I love good character studies, comedic dialogue (especially playful teasing!), and snapshots of moments in time rather than epic dramas filled to the brim with plot. I prefer stuff rated anywhere from PG-13 to R, but if you want to write explicit sex, go ahead. Vanilla, realistic sex is preferred to any particular kinks. I love angst and even hurt/comfort, but it may not work too well with these particular requests. As for things I really just can't stand: AUs (where the setting/occupations/etc are COMPLETELY different, i.e. nothing set in space or on a farm or different time periods), crack!fic, and mpreg/genderswitch. That's about it - anything else I'm probably fine with.

Bill & Ted movies: I definitely would love some Bill/Ted slash, but gen is fine too - they make a great couple whether they're just buddies or not. I love the sort of awkward hook-up idea, but again - write what you feel you can write best.

Footloose (1984): For this request, I really have my heart set on Ren/Willard slash. Absolutely nothing exists for this pairing (unless I'm just looking in the wrong places) and I adore it. I will be happy with anything - anything. Something taking place during the movie is great, post-movie is great, established relationship is great, hooking up is great - seriously, anything will float my boat. It's totally up to you, because I will just be singing and dancing that there is something written for Footloose fandom.

Reservoir Dogs: Slash or gen is fine (if slash, I'd probably prefer established relationship to first-time fic). I'd love something with Vic and Eddie pre-movie, probably pre-Vic's jailtime. Tiny cameos from characters in other Tarantino's is a bonus if you can work it in somehow, but don't kill yourself trying to do that if it doesn't work. I'd just love any kind of backstory for this one.


Again, thank you, and I hope I haven't been too difficult. Please enjoy what you're writing, as that's the most important thing. And happy holidays!
pocketedwocket

FANDOM: RPS
TITLE: Little Arrows
SUMMARY: Quentin Tarantino/Robert Rodriguez. Before I explain, let me say that you are free to ask what crack I was smoking. This pairing has sort of taken over my brain lately, and this is the only QT/RR that's anywhere near something I feel like posting yet. It's AU, and inspired by the first ten minutes or so of True Romance. Hell, okay, it IS the first ten minutes of True Romance, but with QT and RR. Again, go ahead and ask what crack I was smoking if you like. I'm asking myself the same question. The title is from Leapy Lee's "Little Arrows".
WORDS: 1877
RATING: R

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FANDOM: Pulp Fiction/Reservoir Dogs
TITLE: Oh, Brother
SUMMARY: I know Vic and Vincent haven't even been in the same movie, but QT says they're brothers, and I made that first fanmix and then... things just spiralled from there. I love writing the two of them. I love the idea of their familial relationship... I just like them a lot, okay?! I am pretty much just writing little bits of the two of them for kicks and giggles. (Also, I wish I was better at coming up with titles for things. My puns are so hideously bad, I can barely stand it.)
WORDS: 383
RATING: R

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FANDOM: Four Rooms
TITLE: The Millionaire's Holiday
SUMMARY: Ted's going to regret this, isn't he?
WORDS: 1149
RATING: R

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FANDOM: Pulp Fiction/Reservoir Dogs
TITLE: Double V Vega


( DOUBLE V VEGA: A VINCENT & VIC VEGA FANMIX )

FANDOM: Reservoir Dogs
TITLE: Five Things That Never Happened To Eddie Cabot
SUMMARY: Woohoo! I told you I would eventually get something down that actually bypasses a thousand words for the first time in a while! :D This is also my first go at a "five things" fic.
WORDS: 1517
RATING: R

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FANDOM: Gridlock'd
TITLE: Blood, Sky, Sun
SUMMARY: A moment in the alleyway. Brought on by one of the more throwaway lines in the film.
WORDS: 340
RATING: PG

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FANDOM: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
TITLE: The End Is The Beginning Is The End
SUMMARY: I've been kicking myself lately to try and write longer stuff (long to me is as soon as it hits 1000 words, which is... pretty pathetic, but hey, small steps), and I've been working pretty hard at that (nothing complete to show for it yet, sadly) but this hit me and I didn't want to let it go. Which... tells you nothing about what's under the cut. BUT GOD, IT'S SO SHORT, IT'LL TAKE YOU ALL OF SIXTY SECONDS TO READ.
WORDS: 249
RATING: G

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FANDOM: State of Grace
TITLE: Where You Are
SUMMARY: Terry Noonan's back in fucking town.
WORDS: 464
RATING: PG-13

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I need to write something, anything, so I'm doing that "comment with two characters/people and I'll tell you how they first kissed" meme. Go! It doesn't have to be a pairing I've written before, just as long as I'm familiar with the two people/characters/whatever.

FANDOM: American Idol
TITLE: Road Trip
SUMMARY: For the "For the love of god, don't tell me you lost the freaking map!" challenge at the_flyboys.
WORDS: 416
RATING: G

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