...and is not, in fact, a universal solution.

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Meanwhile, at the Twittercave...

• 19:25 @gem2niki @asaphira Nuts to y'all, I'm behind the BOTH of you T__T #
• 19:53 THE ART OF PRINCESS AND THE FROG PREVIEW tinyurl.com/yc2oljj *coos* All that beautiful character/setting concept art~ T__T Waaaant! #
• 22:10 OHSHIT NEXT WEEK'S METALOCALYPSE EPISODE KAJSFKJHDF ~JSFJHASKJDDSF!!!!!!!! :O ALL I EVER WANTED...! *claws at face* #
• 22:13 @himhilien As tired as I was of the not!pregnant subplot, that was a hard scene to watch. Never thought I'd feel so sorry for flamey!mom... #
• 01:29 @captevilstomper You.. you bitch. You BITCH D: WHY YOU DO THINGS I CAN'T MAKE MYSELF UN-SEE? (..even though I liked Lurleen..) #
• 04:24 @captevilstomper The ponytail is SUPER cute but oh, trucker hat. (Maybe he actually goes midwest in his Swede American search..?) #
• 13:23 @greggrunberg I appreciate that you meant no harm. But please don't forget that not meaning to hurt someone doesn't mean that you won't. #
• 13:55 @greggrunberg Is it really pot-meeting-kettle? People insulted you because you insulted an /entire community/ and don't seem to care. #
• 14:06 *spittakes* Waaant! tinyurl.com/yhxtgt6 It..it's essentially spreads of high fashion cosplay!! :D (That said, Luffy's ensemble.. -_-) #
• 16:36 She doesn't read my twitter but HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM! :D #
• 16:59 GCC skepticism is given waaay too much exposure in the name of "equal coverage", when it's such a minor outlier in the science community. #
• 17:01 Just something that was reinforced to me while reading the #Copenhagen tag feed. (GCC = global climate change, if that needed explaining) #

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Hey Writer-Person,

You didn't read the community rules. For example,
"6. Actual content goes in the posts on this community. Don't fake cut to your journal, to a writing/media journal, to another community, to fanfiction.net, to deviantart, to any other website. You can put in a line that says it is cross-posted and mention if you'd really want comments there, but all posts must have actual content. Actual fic, actual pictures, actual icons. Deletion will occur if this happens."

After not reading this rule, you posted a handful of lines like, "But IDK very well how to post here so I will jsut send you the links for the story in my profile. PLZ leave comments." and a link. To a post on your journal. And this fic? It's not a fic. It's a collection of out of character, typo-ridden, capslock-abusing, poorly reasoned ficlets. (Not that there's anything wrong with ficlets. One of the community's best writers is almost ficlet-exclusive. But hers are intelligent and not filled with stupidity.)

The first line from the first ficlet (directly copy-pasted, nothing, not even quotation marks, added):
"Hey Julie. Do you know why does Kevin have a green car? Ben asked Julie wondering why did the older boy had a green car.

The Redundancy Department of Redundancy is having a field day. Seriously. And it gets worse. So much worse, I had to stop reading. As I scrolled down, I saw not a Giant Wall o' Text, but a Giant Wall o' Capslock. I'm pretty sure this isn't the capslock community. Or a capslock post of any kind.

Feeling Kinda Bitchy,
Me

Edit for typo and deletion of a useless paragraph.

Dean Winchester isn't blond. No, really. He has blond highlights. He was blond when he was a kid. He is not blond as an adult. I'd let you get away with "muddy blond" or even "dirty blond" but golden or light blond isn't going to fly. His hair is also rather short and it's tended to get shorter as time progresses. It might therefore be a bit difficult to get a firm handhold in it, depending on the season you're writing in. His eyes are green. They are not emerald green. Yes, there is a difference. He has freckles. They are not so noticeable that you can see them from across the room. If anything, you've got to get the camera to zoom in quite close and have the makeup department be having a light day for them to be all that visible. He's more slender than his brother. He's still pretty solid. Please don't describe him as skinny unless you've got a reason to explain the weight loss.

Am I going to be fully tossed out of a story just because someone apparently doesn't know what the characters look like? Probably not, but it can get frustrating, particularly when the changes are done to make a character seem slighter, more fragile, or generally somehow more beautiful.

I mean, people, come on! You know who Dean Winchester is played by? Jensen Ackles. He's kind of ridiculously pretty all on his own - you don't need to change what he looks like just to make him even prettier!

Hey guys,

I'm curious to know if any of you know where I can find Monk screencaps. I'm looking for all the seasons, but I haven't had any luck.

Thanks in advance. :)

Title: Patient
Author: zeppomarx
Characters: House, Wilson, Cuddy, plus the characters created for Priority’s Exigencies and zeppomarx’s A Gentle Knock at the Door.
Summary: House’s minions find a new patient, one who is reluctant to allow House to treat him. Begins three months after the opening scene of A Gentle Knock at the Door. Part of the Contract universe, which includes DIY Sheep’s intense and angsty The Contract, and Priority’s sequel Exigencies.
Thanks: To priority and houserocket7 for encouraging me to writing this side story to A Gentle Knock on the Door, and for their faithful diligence in copy editing my sloppy prose.
Warnings, etc.: Generally safe, but references to torture, rape and major character death that has happened in the past. Some chapters are pretty angsty.
This Chapter: Foreman looked through the conference room door, stunned to see Wilson and Cuddy staring at him in shock. Pivoting slightly to his right, out of the corner of his eye he saw House slide out of the desk chair and curl himself into a defensive ball on the floor next to his desk, his hands wrapped protectively around his head.

Chapter 6
Chapter 5
Chapter 4
Chapter 3
Chapter 2
Chapter 1



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Hi, I have never posted on this community before so you don't know me....I'm kinda nervous that this won't be allowed either so....sorry if that is the case.

Basically my sister said she would make me a tshirt for Christmas with my favourite House (or Wilson...or best of all Hilson) quote on it. Thing is; out of all six series I just cannot even begin to decide which to choose! So, I was wondering if you lot would help me out by suggesting some possibilities? Favourite House/Wilson/HouseWilson quotes? Something that will fit on a t shirt. Something either funny or sweet, I don't mind....I just need help!

Thanks again and if this isn't allowed, mods then.....sorry...*hides behind chair*

Just a note to let everyone know that the bits_of_house and bits_of_wilson polls are now up!! Come vote for you Favorite House and Wilson Bit from the Wilson episode!

There are lots of Yummy pictures to drool over! In fact there were so many I had to break it down into two polls! When we get the two top vote getters we will have another poll to vote for the winner!


CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE HOUSE BIT---PART ONE!!!

CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE HOUSE BIT---PART TWO!!!


CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE WILSON BIT---PART ONE!!!

CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE WILSON BIT---PART TWO!!!

HAPPY VOTING!!!

After I popped out to the store THEN it occurred to me (after I'd posted it.) "Idiot - that was house-wilson!" Doh!

Extremely belatedly, I am answering this meme from narcissisma

- Leave me a comment saying "Resistance is Futile."
- I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can satisfy my curiosity
- Update your journal with the answers to the questions
- Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions

( The questions she asked me were: )