FANDOM: RPS
TITLE: Little Arrows
SUMMARY: Quentin Tarantino/Robert Rodriguez. Before I explain, let me say that you are free to ask what crack I was smoking. This pairing has sort of taken over my brain lately, and this is the only QT/RR that's anywhere near something I feel like posting yet. It's AU, and inspired by the first ten minutes or so of True Romance. Hell, okay, it IS the first ten minutes of True Romance, but with QT and RR. Again, go ahead and ask what crack I was smoking if you like. I'm asking myself the same question. The title is from Leapy Lee's "Little Arrows".
WORDS: 1877
RATING: R

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FANDOM: Ant & Dec
TITLE: Mr. and Mr.
SUMMARY: Okay, technically it's not the 13th yet here, but it is in the UK. What better time to post some Ant/Dec than on _princess_han_'s birthday?
WORDS: 278
RATING: PG

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FANDOM: Ant & Dec
TITLE: The Fall of the Leaf
SUMMARY: Written for & won first place in the "games" challenge at antdec_slash.
WORDS: 422
RATING: PG-13

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FANDOM: Ant & Dec
TITLE: Foiled
SUMMARY: Written for and won first place in the "backstage" challenge at antdec_slash.
WORDS: 240
RATING: G

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FANDOM: RPS
TITLE: Bad Faith
SUMMARY: Stephen Baldwin comes on to Piers during filming for Celebrity Apprentice. Well, not while they're filming, but you get it.
WORDS: 310
RATING: PG

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FANDOM: RPS
TITLE: Foundations
SUMMARY: Jimmy Carr/David Walliams. I know that I should forget but I can't.
WORDS: 1348
RATING: R

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FANDOM: RPS
TITLE: Sweet Dreams Are Made of These
SUMMARY: Stephen Fry/Alan Davies. Everybody's looking for something.
WORDS: 281
RATING: G

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FANDOM: RPS
TITLE: For the Faint of Heart
SUMMARY: Jimmy Carr/David Walliams. Jimmy is scared to death on the inside.
WORDS: 496
RATING: PG-13

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FANDOM: RPS
TITLE: Secrets
SUMMARY: Jimmy Carr/David Walliams. David just wants someone else to know, too.
WORSDS: 322
RATING: PG

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FANDOM: RPS
TITLE: Just For One Day
SUMMARY: Jimmy Carr/David Walliams. Jimmy needs a little convincing.
WORDS: 446
RATING: PG

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FANDOM: RPS
TITLE: Moving On
SUMMARY: Takes place after QI Ax1. Stephen Fry/Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry/Alan Davies.
WORDS: 234
RATING: G

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FANDOM: RPS
TITLE: Anything Worth Having Has A Price
SUMMARY: Dirtybadwrong Noel Fielding/Simon Amstell.
WORDS: 594
RATING: NC-17

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FANDOM: RPS
TITLE: Guitar Heroes
SUMMARY: Simon Amstell/Donny Tourette. I was inspired to write a fic where the characters were playing Guitar Hero, so here it is.
WORDS: 464
RATING: R

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FANDOM: RPS
TITLE: Punks Love Points
SUMMARY: Simon Amstell/Donny Tourette slash. Takes place after Never Mind the Buzzcocks 20x2.
WORDS: 717
RATING: R

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FANDOM: Wildboyz
TITLE: Compromise
SUMMARY: Steve-O/Chris Pontius. Inspired by some of the season 2 Wildboyz outtakes.
WORDS: 556
RATING: R

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FANDOM: Jackass
TITLE: Little White Lies
SUMMARY: Steve-O/Chris Pontius. Can Pontius pretend something didn't happen just to save his relationship with Steve-O?
WORDS: 728
RATING: R

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FANDOM: Jackass
TITLE: Sometimes I Don't Get You (Part 2)
SUMMARY: Steve-O/Chris Pontius. Takes place about a few days after Part 1.
WORDS: 1000
RATING: R

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FANDOM: Jackass
TITLE: Sometimes I Don't Get You
SUMMARY: Steve-O/Chris Pontius PWP (pretty much). Title from a Yo La Tengo song because of my lack of creativity for titles.
WORDS: 786
RATING: NC-17

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FANDOM: America's Next Top Model
TITLE: Risky Business
SUMMARY: Jay Manuel/Nigel Barker. There are risks to messing around at work, but at the moment, Jay doesn't care one bit.
WORDS: 189
RATING: R

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FANDOM: Ant & Dec
TITLE: Feels Like Home
SUMMARY: AU. Ant meets his new roommate at university. For _princess_han_, because it was kind of inspired by her going off to uni. :P
WORDS: 372
RATING: G

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